My Dearest Little C, Every year, on your birthday, I try to write you a letter. I haven't been the most consistent, but I think we are near the 50% range in terms of task completion. Maybe eventually I'll embarrass you with these letters. Or maybe someday you'll appreciate them. I'll be around for scolding or adoration when either time comes about. Anyway. ...
Well, we did it. We surprised Caydence with Disneyland. When I say surprised, I really mean that we had to over-explain the concept of an amusement park with all of her favorite Disney characters once we checked into our hotel in Anaheim, CA. I mean...she's six. She has had no exposure to Disneyland up to this point in her life. She was excited...
And when I say IT, I mean The Movie: IT. A theatrical retelling of Stephen King's: IT. **Warning: There are some spoilers ahead.** I saw IT the day that it came out. Because I'm a hardcore horror movie fan like that. So here we are. I've read a few reviews of the movie, and I don't feel like they really do IT justice,...
I really like to cook, and not just your average chicken noodle soup, my friends. I get a wild hair up my ass at least twice a week to EXPERIMENT. When I say EXPERIMENT, I don't actually mean that I'm a culinary genius and regularly turn your average shit into an explosion of tongue-punching baby unicorns. I save every awesome looking recipe that...
Part II of the series. The other day, it was National Dog Day, and I took the moment to express the love of my yellow eyed monster. I love that dog SO much. He is just as much a part of the family as anyone else. He is the best dog anyone could ever ask for. So loving. So sweet. I mean, look...
